"INNOCENT! THERE IS NO WAY TO PROVE THAT THE GIRL WAS 13. It doesn't matter what texts he sent. There is no way to prove that the girl was 13, or the fact that it was a girl. Failed sting operation."
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
