Worst Jokes Ever
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
lolo.
it was just a prank bro.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.