Worst Jokes Ever
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Sus
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Yoav
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Best way to do it.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Like if you love food!
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
The Nazis.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.