Worst Jokes Ever
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Beans, your mum is fat!
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.