Worst Jokes Ever

I've Benin there.

I'm Ghana go.

I've got to Togo.

If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

My brother when he sees a girl.

Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?

Because he was cutting in line!

Q: What do you call a gang of emos?

A: Suicide Squad.

The Earth was flat until they buried you.

An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.

Like this if you like me.

Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.

It's women that make it hard.

That autistic kid having sex for the first time:

"U The Hips, U The Hips!"

Why can't an orphan have sex?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

Dad: Johnny, Johnny?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Getting women?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Telling lies?

Johnny: No, Papa.

Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

Denki: Did you just... fall over?

Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

Sero: Backwards?

Bakugo: I'm talented.

Why is the orphan sad for dinner?

He has no one to eat with at the table.