Worst Jokes Ever
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
You're just big and good.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What did Obama ask Trump?
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.