Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Worst Jokes Ever
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Balls in your jaws.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
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My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
