Worst Jokes Ever
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.