I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Worst Jokes Ever
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
