Worst Jokes Ever
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.