Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
I'm back.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Noob butter eater.
Erectile dysfunction.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"