Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Worst Jokes Ever
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
