What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Worst Jokes Ever
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
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So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
