I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
Worst Jokes Ever
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Sniffing cocaine?
YES SIRRR!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Nope, nope, and nope.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
