Worst Jokes Ever

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

Belt.

What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.

POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

I said to the fish, "I have dam."

What the hell dam, hell dam?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

A: Because they lost two of their towers.

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.