Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Putin's Brain:
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What did Obama ask Trump?
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Nessie is dying.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.