What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
There are "nun" good jokes.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Was 9 + 10?
What is this anyway?
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
