Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
The Twin Towers.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.