Worst Jokes Ever
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JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.