Hello guys!
Worst Jokes Ever
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
