Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.