Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Aha!
Suck my cheetah.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
