Worst Jokes Ever
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.