Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
Worst Jokes Ever
What were the webs?
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
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Spread the cat gun.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
