Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Worst Jokes Ever
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! πππππππ
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What do you call Panera bread when itβs on top of someone?
Panera head.
A special quote: βI was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!β
A special quote: βNo, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!β
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
εζ§ζηθ₯θ΄ (translate it)
