Worst Jokes Ever
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
That one depressed friend.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
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Spread the cat gun.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.