Worst Jokes Ever
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.