Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Orphans are monkeys.
Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
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