Worst Jokes Ever

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.

Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Technoblade would love it here.

What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.

I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.

I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

I have an orphan joke.

But it needs parental guidance.