Worst Jokes Ever
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Arik? (Not a joke.)
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.