Worst Jokes Ever
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.
But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Not funny joke.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.