Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Why can orphans travel around so much?

A. They never get homesick.

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.

The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

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