Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Kms.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.