Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."

An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.

"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."

The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"