Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
Guys, am I funny?
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Four big guys.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.