Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if you jump and yell "parkour," it’ll just be a failed stunt.

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!