Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Y'all ass fr fr.
I hate autistic people.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖