Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Worst Jokes Ever
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
