ask someone if they are a rhino, if they say yes, tell them "so youre horny" and if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely
poop and balls through the walls
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan? One is wanted
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why do orphans love elevators? They raise people
i gave i tree a high five but sadly it left me hanging
I walked pass by a orphanage, the orphan started to call me names and I said " A least I have a family".
What do apples and emos have in common They both hang from trees
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
The twin towers ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane
ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door she was already at the back door
What is the difference between an orphan and a Phone? A phone has a home button.
why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy? Because he wanted someone to call mommy and daddy
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice-cream in one sitting? To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
A man c@me up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter,... how dairy!
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
what do an orphan and a apple not have in common?
the apple actually gets picked
