Worst Jokes Ever

After I see an anime boy acting cool,

Me at school acting cool:

My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

My mom calls me.

Me: WHAT MOM?

No answer.

Me: WHAT?

Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?

Because he did not have one.

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

To have someone to call "daddy!"

Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?

Because they can't eat a family pack.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

"kys" (keep yourself safe).

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?

Mother's Day and Father's Day.

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they’ll steal all the green cards.

We must start a propaganda for baked beans.

Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

A child's parents once lived in Chicago.

I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

Dr. Seuss dark jokes.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!

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What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork.