Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

Man: I wish not to die a virgin.

Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!

What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?

Telephone? No.

Television? No.

How then? Tell a woman!

What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?

A strong man’s biceps.

I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.

I love my job at the orphanage.

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it doesn't have a home button.