Worst Jokes Ever
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.