Worst Jokes Ever
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.