Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.