Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
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Life is like a penis. It is short.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
Your hairline goes back to China.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.