Worst Jokes Ever
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
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I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.