Worst Jokes Ever
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Ur mom gay dab.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.