Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan

  • Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.

    Like this if you think orphans are cool!

    Wife

  • Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

    Orphan

  • Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

    Sister

  • Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."

    Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."

    Kid 1: "As if."

    Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

    Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."

    Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

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  • Password

  • ENTER PASSWORD.

    WRONG.

    WRONG.

    WRONG.

    WRONG.

    WRONG.

    WRONG.

    RESET PASSWORD.

    NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.

    Sets fire to computer.

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  • Kid

  • All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.

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  • Library

  • I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

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