Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."