Worst Jokes Ever
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Patient: Oh, doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.
Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.