Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
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Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why canβt dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
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