Worst Jokes Ever
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.