Worst Jokes Ever
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.