Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Worst Jokes Ever
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
Say, "Moommy."
