Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Spread your legs and give me an hour.

My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?

Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?

Because it was over 18 years old.

"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."

[Link]

Why are orphans not that good at baseball?

They can never hit a homerun.

What kind of work from school can't orphans do?

Homework!

What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?

A lazy bones!

What's the difference between me and a knife?

One has a point, and the other doesn't.

Why did the pencil want to kill himself?

He had no point in life.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.

97 percent of women...

How do stars die?

Normally, an overdose.

So basically Star25/AG3.0 and GG miller are the same person since I found some evidence.

On one post, AG3.0 asked GG miller what’s his name.

Post right here: worstjokesever.com/community/p/6509c2cbefa8ad0a8dfd8dc5

So gg miller replied, “MILLER IS MY REAL LAST NAME, AND GG IS MY REAL MIDDLE NAME”

So, we already know Star25’s real name is Adrian Gorges because when he had the AG3.0 account, he said that AG stands for Adrian Gorges. And we also can back this up with his tik tok. www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en

But, there’s an important factor. Gorges can also be shortened to GG.

So, we know that GG miller is AG3.0, but let’s back this up even further. If you search up adrianmiller2010, it pops up with AG3.0’s new account’s videos. Since GG Miller’s name says, “Miller” in it, that means that GG Miller IS ag3.0

So taking all of this evidence, we can conclude that AG3.0’s full name, which is, “Adrian Gorges Miller”.

Lmk if you have any more things abouts ag3.0 so we can expose him even more.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bat.

May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.

May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.

Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.

Pants!

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.