Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?

Because two wrongs don’t make a white.

I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.