Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.