Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.