Worst Jokes Ever
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.