Worst Jokes Ever
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.