Worst Jokes Ever
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.