Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?

They both can't hear their parents.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.