Worst Jokes Ever
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷