Is your hairline a time traveler because it went way back
A blind man handed me a piece of paper it said "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽" I have no idea how he knew.
What did the shirt say to the pants?? Belt.
what is the difference between a emo kid and a cutting board
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped
Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders
short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
Pov you make an emo Mr beast
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge
What did the north tower say to the south tower in summer?
Are you ready for fall?
I said to the fish I have dam
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty
what the hell dam hell dam
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at clash royal? A: Because they lost 2 of there towers
you; wonder where my dad is mean while dad; its good to be at milk island
yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale is said...error
yo mama so fat she takes up the whole bed
I specialise in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
