Worst Jokes Ever
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.