Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
