Worst Jokes Ever
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Kill yourself!
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!