Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.