Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

I have a riddle for you:

10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.

Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”

Once he eats it, he starts crying.

Why?

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

Rizz,

Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.

Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.

You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

BTW, I am one, wahahaa!

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"

Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.

LOL