Worst Jokes Ever
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.