Worst Jokes Ever
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.