Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Y'all ass fr fr.
I hate autistic people.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.