Worst Jokes Ever
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.