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What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
q:what do you call 9/11 A:enemy persion airstrike
Papyrus= well come to the underground. sans= how was your falls. Papyrus= g-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out. Sans= give me your balls!
Guys stop making funny jokes of orphans what their parents are gonna get mad oh wait continue
Me: knock, knock,
Other person: who’s there?
Me: Atch
Other person: Atch who
Me: Bless you
Orphans maybe got Phones,but they dont have a Home-Button.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees? Raped an eight year old girl
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If you were driving when all the sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes you sick bastard.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Please welcome Mozarts The Magic Flute...
In A Minor
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
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