9 jokes
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.