9 jokes
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.