9 jokes

You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.

I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

My grandfather died in 9/11.

He was a great pilot.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

Roses are red, violets are violet.

My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.

You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.

I like my women how I like my wine.

Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.

The priest is in jail now.

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"

What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"

That's the best I've done so far.

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.