9 jokes
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).