9 Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

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I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"

I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"

That's the best I've done so far.