9 jokes
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 šš
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We canāt go over it, we canāt go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Memes
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Why couldnāt most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?