9 jokes
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.