9 jokes

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

Teacher: What was that?

Alex: Flew the plane.

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.

Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?

Because it flew over their heads.

What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.

So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

How 9/11 Happened!:

Hey Bush, Truth or dare?

9/11 victims are the best readers.

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.