9 jokes
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.