9 jokes

Funeral

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

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  • Dad

    Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

    Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

    Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

    Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

    Teacher: What was that?

    Alex: Flew the plane.

  • 5
  • 9/11

    Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

    What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 šŸ’€šŸ’€

    9/11

    What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

    We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

    Memes

    People

    I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

    He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    9/11

    What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

    McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

  • 7
  • 9/11

    Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.

    9/11

    Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?

    Because it flew over their heads.

    Number

    So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.

    9/11

    Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.

    Odds

    I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

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  • 9/11

    Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

    9/11

    9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

    Grandad

    I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.