9 jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Was 9 + 10?
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
When the Lego set says 9-12Years but you finish it in 1 hour
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.