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I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
NIGGAAA
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...