9 jokes
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Five more days.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.