9 jokes
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D