9 jokes

I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"

That's the best I've done so far.

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?

They are just two plane.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

9/11 jokes are the bomb.

Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.

Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.

Me: Calls 9-1-1.

Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?

Me: *hangs up*