9 jokes
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.