9 jokes

Sex

I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"

That's the best I've done so far.

9/11

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

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  • 9/11 jokes

    I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

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  • Memes

    Number

    4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

    Phone Number

    A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

    I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

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  • 9/11

    Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.

    9/11

    Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"

    We were watching a 9/11 documentary.

    9/11

    What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

    9/11

    People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

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  • Emo kid

    Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

    Dad

    Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

    Pride

    Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

    Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

    9/11

    Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

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  • People

    "I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

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  • 9 1 1

    Me: Calls 9-1-1.

    Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?

    Me: *hangs up*

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  • 9/11 victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

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