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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
It was 9/10.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.