4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
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I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
