9 jokes
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Helicopters...
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.