9 jokes

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

What's another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

Why was 10 scared?

Because 9/11 came flying in.

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

Why is 10 scared?

Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.

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Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

Oil and Ass.

Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.

Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.

Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.

Big Wet Butts 5.

There Will Be Cum 9.

Mandingo Rocks That Ass.

Big Butts Like It Big 2.

Blowjob Ninjas 5.

Keep It Right There 2.

Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.