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I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

What's the emergency number, Jimmy?

Jimmy: 9/11!

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did too!

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

I give these jokes a 9/11.

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

Why did 10 have trauma?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

Who's the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

What is white and 9 inches?

Nothing.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.