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Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Whatâs the difference between McDonaldâs and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... đ
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
9/11 2001... that day was fiređĽ
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
