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How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
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Memes
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.