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9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

SpongeBob did 9/11.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?

New York Jets.

Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.

A man found out that he was going to die.

A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"

Then he died and learned how to say no in German....

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

Why is the number 10 always scared?

Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.

Q: Why was 10 afraid?

A: Because he was always between 9/11.

Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

9/11 jokes are the bomb.

I rate you a 9/11.

What's the square root of 2001?

9/11

39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.

1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.