9 jokes
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.