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What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.