9 jokes
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
FINALLY
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.