9 jokes
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Memes
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
...
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.