I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
9 Jokes
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
9/11
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
9/11, am I right?
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
