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Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Why was 2 afraid of 1?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.