9 jokes
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.