9 Jokes

Amogus

The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.

1: Amogus trollface

2: Frogus

3: Amogus in 2013

4: Chogus

5: Classic Amogus

6: Wait this isn't Amogus

7: Amogus drip

8: Amog sus

9: Amog stuff

Victim

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.

9/11

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

9/11

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

Muslim

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

Loop

If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

Spot

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

Dad

Roses are red, violets are violet,

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!

Letter

Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.

Baby

Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.