Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.