9 jokes
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.