9 Jokes

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.

There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!