9 jokes

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

9/11 Joke?

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.

What does 9 and 36 add up to?

A life in prison.

I give these jokes a 9/11.

Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?

Bryce: What?

Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!

P.S. I'm a girl.

What's the square root of 2001?

9/11

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

My grandfather died in 9/11.

He was a great pilot.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.

"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?

I rate these jokes 9/11.