9 jokes
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
9/11, am I right?
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Memes
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
It was 9/10.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!