9 jokes
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.