9 jokes

Pilot

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

Boob

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

People

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

Memes

9/11

You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

Ligma

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

Inch

Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?

Bryce: What?

Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!

P.S. I'm a girl.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

Attack

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

Victim

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

Number

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

PTSD

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.