9 jokes

One

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Memes

War

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

Number

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

Slap

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

9/11

You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.

Number

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?

'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.

People

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

Ligma

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

Number

Why is the number 10 always scared?

Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.

Way

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"