9 jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Memes
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.