9 jokes
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.