9 jokes

9/11

    • Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

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    • 9/11

    • My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

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    • 9 memes

    Emo

    • What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

    The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

    9/11

    • Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

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    • Dead Baby

    • How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

    Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

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    • Victim

    • Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.

    Dad

    • Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

    Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

    Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

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    • Man

    • What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.