9 jokes

Roses are red, violets are violet.

My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.

Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?

Answer: 9/11, of course!

Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?

A: They tend to crash and burn.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.

Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.

I rate it 9/11.

What is the Mexican police number?

9 Juan Juan.

9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.