three indans get captured by an enemy leader and the leaders says "go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind.The first one comes back with apples.The enemy leader says "shove them up your butt and don't make a sound or i will kill you.He get to two and yell.The leader killed him.He goes up to heaven.The second guy come back and has grapes he gets to 9 and laughes.The leader kills him.He goes to heavenThe first guy askes the second guy why did you laugh you had it in the bag.The second guy said he say the third guy carring pineapples.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers ... ...
Their knees *Ba dum tss*
RAPE 9/11 ABORTION ORPHAN MURDER DEAD KILL DRUGS what makes all these categories so familiar? either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies my dad died on 9/11... He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia
39,41,43,AK,47 AK-47 1,3,5,M,9 M-9
Yeah I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said “ Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.” The lady asks, “Am I pregnant? “. To which the Doctor replied “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
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What dos 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
It's a tower No it's a plane Me: nope it's 9/11
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I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!” The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
how do you turn the roman numeral ix (9) to a six? add the s
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
ever noticed 9-1-1(the number for the po-po) is the Great Date(9-11)...Hmmm.
my sister was hitting on my boyfriend im 11 shes 9 she said go f.ck ur self so i said : "ok thanks for the idea"
