9 jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Memes
9/11, 911, same thing.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.