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My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
9/11, 911, same thing.
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My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.