9 jokes

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

More than 9 because my basement's still dark.

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.

9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?

'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.