9 jokes

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

[pause] You said you’d never forget.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

How many times does 47 fit into 9?

Get in the van and find out.

So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!