9 jokes
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.