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What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.

Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did too!

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?

No, it’s a 9/11 victim.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

Q: Why was 10 afraid?

A: Because he was always between 9/11.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

[pause] You said you’d never forget.