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Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.