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I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

How many times does 47 fit into 9?

Get in the van and find out.

So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

The principal's office smells nice.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

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I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"9/11"

"9/11 Who?"

"I thought you'd never forget..."

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.