911 jokes
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Obama got Osama.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Abortion is beautiful.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Biden did 9/10.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.