Obama got osama
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have? Because no one forgets it! :))
abortion is beautiful
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Biden did 9/10
The towers collapsed on 9/10 not 9/11
What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets
This ain't a joke, But the twin towers said their favorite number is 911
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
The 911 people really dint scramble fast enough so they got folded like and omelet
why are america so bad at clash royale Because they already lost 2 towers
Paralyzed Man: * gets up * I’m out of here
Blind Man : Did that paralyzed man just get up
Deaf Man : did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up
Mute Man: did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Dead Man: did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say didt that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Doctor: * calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency
Doctor: yes uh, a “normal” person just said taht did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up
911 service: * hangs up*
after 9/11 the twins tower began to vape and smoke weed... 🖐️😔
Sorry for this Pick Up Line
Are you a building because i rate you 911 so let me put my plane in a let kids fall out
Why Are Planes The Most Dangerous Killers? Because They Killed 2,996 People in 10-25 Minutes
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same they both went kamikaze
What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
911 what's your emergency burning in toaster toast? yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast set fir to my forest
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator
Why is it easy to defeat America ic clash of clans? Because they have already got 2 towers down
