911 jokes
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Obama got Osama.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Abortion is beautiful.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Biden did 9/10.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.