911 jokes
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.