911 jokes
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.