911 jokes

On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.

What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?

He Neverland.

Why is September 11th the best birthday?

Everyone remembers it! :)

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it’s intersected by a plane.

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

What's the worst time to fly a plane?

Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.