911 jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.