Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
How dare you people make 911 jokes it's just "plane" rude
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
You know what they say about 911 jokes
The second one never lands as good as the first one
so if there is a 711 and a 911 wheres 811
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
I hate when people make 911 jokes, im just blown away.
I wish 911 was in December because the poor farm feilds
The twin towers shouldve known they were gonna get hit when there mom said here comes the airplane!
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
I was just chillin in the world trade center and got airplane wifi
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs
Thank god I went on the tenth
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11 but airport security got him.
whats the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's
nothing they both crashed
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
What did the police say on the tv during 9/11... Call 911
