Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
How dare you people make 911 jokes it's just "plane" rude
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
