911 jokes
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.