911 jokes
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?