Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
911 Jokes
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
