911 jokes
Thank God I went on the tenth.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.