I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Knock know
911
you said you would never forget
me 911 you died 911
Rose are red, Violet are violet, my dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
