911 jokes
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.