911 jokes
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."