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10 Fun Facts.

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.

9/11 happened... right?

The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

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  • Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...

    Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?

    Doctor: 9... 8... 7...

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  • I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

    What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

    Their ankles.

    Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.