9 jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.