9 jokes
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...
Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?
Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.