9 jokes
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.