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When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.