9 jokes

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.

Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?

'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

9/11, am I right?

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.