9 jokes

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

I rate these jokes 9/11.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

Oil and Ass.

Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.

Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.

Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.

Big Wet Butts 5.

There Will Be Cum 9.

Mandingo Rocks That Ass.

Big Butts Like It Big 2.

Blowjob Ninjas 5.

Keep It Right There 2.

Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6

Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"