9 jokes

Loop

6 views ·

If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

Pilot

3 views ·

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

Ass

115 views ·

Oil and Ass.

Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.

Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.

Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.

Big Wet Butts 5.

There Will Be Cum 9.

Mandingo Rocks That Ass.

Big Butts Like It Big 2.

Blowjob Ninjas 5.

Keep It Right There 2.

Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6

End

Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.

Muslim

125 views ·

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

Stereotype

796 views ·

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

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