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Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

But why did 7 eat 9?

'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D

Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?

My Friend: What’s that?

Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

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    • So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

    A Story:

    I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

    Sequel follows...

    1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

    2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

    3) 10 dead babies.

    Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

    He was the best pilot in Arab.

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