9 jokes
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Wash It Away - By Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions - Why does it always feel like I'm the one that's had a bad day?
Whether I'm stuck in traffic or showing up to work late,
Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to forever been working all week
For a jerk that thinks they can say whatever they want to me
I'll just bite my tongue for a couple more days
Soon I'll be in that island sun surfing those waves
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Finally I'm here and I can't even stop myself from smiling
Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island
Don't miss my 9 to 5
Living like a local on this island time
I got those sandy toes and nobody knows jump in the ocean and just go with the flow
I'll miss my sandy toes
I've got to go back before you know this island is my home
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Wash it away
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta
Wash it away
Wash it away
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.