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Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
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I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.