9 jokes

I shouted "Jenga" in class today.

We were watching clips of 9/11.

SpongeBob did 9/11.

Are you a building?

Cuz I rate you 9/11.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.

Was 9 + 10?

I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

I rate these jokes 9/11.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."