"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
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9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
