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My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.