9 jokes

Period: Guess who’s back... back again...

Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?

Period: I can come back in 9 months?

Me: Keep fucking singing.

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...

He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"