13 jokes

So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?

You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.

What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?

Time to get a new watch.

So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.

After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.

Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.

Why do I call my priest daddy?

Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.

Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways; What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?

Special forces.

Btw, I'm 13.