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11 jokes

Pilot

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

Victim

Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

Memes

Plane

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Stereotype

Indian

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

9/11

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Jumper

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

Date

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

Uncle

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Number

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.