11 jokes
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Memes
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.