11 jokes
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
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Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.