My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
11 Jokes
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
