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What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Memes
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa