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I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

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    1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.

    2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.

    3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.

    4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.

    5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

    6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.

    7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.

    8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

    9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.

    10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?

    11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.

    12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.

    9/11

    Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?

    Stereotype

    Indian

    How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

    Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

    Memes

    11 memes

    9/11

    Twin Towers

    Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

    Subway

    Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers?

    9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.

    Pilot

    One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

    Victim

    Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

    They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

    9/11

    My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.