11 jokes
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What died on 9/11? 2,996 people.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
9/11.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
9/11.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Mooning is very astrological!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.