11 jokes
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?