Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
