11 jokes

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

What is a pedophile's favorite age range?

9-11.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

Why is 10 afraid?

Because he next to 9 and 11.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.

I decided to go home.

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.