What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.