9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
11 Jokes
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
