11 jokes
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.