11 jokes
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.